masturbation saved my life
(Source: sensualproverb, via vagabondaesthetics)
dying dying and DEAD.
I’m totally keeping this open in a tab and revisiting it throughout the day for an EPIC laugh at work.
I’m so very here for this.
(Source: michiejackson, via crissle)
This would EASILY be the worst thing to ever happen. Ever.
AWWWWWWW THIS JUST HAD ME VERKLEMPT.
(Source: prsclla-styles, via eatcerealwithwater)