Hypothetical Hustle w/ @lifeofalibra
L Boogie: pinches lightly
Sent at 9: 35 AM on Thursday
L Boogie: im being nice
me: aw appreciate it
especially considering le emo skin
L Boogie: awwz
me: i'm sorry... l'emo skin.
L Boogie: LOL
L Boogie: that sounds like a perfume
OMG LET'S MAKE IT
along with our rap song
nigga we gone be rich
Sent at 9: 37 AM on Thursday
L Boogie: YAS
Sent at 9: 39 AM on Thursday
me: all we need next is a drank and we got the nigga success trifecta. music, perfume, custom drank.
L Boogie: OOOOOH
for those tough times in life
watch it be purple
L Boogie: and we get kirko bangz
ah got this purpo drank in mah cup
me: nigga then we can get a club with a VIP room called marvin's room. pop bottles of l'emo drank
L Boogie: YES!
America is no longer in a relationship with Great...
happyfeminist: trololololointhedungeon: if you like it then you shouldn’t put a king on it. Omg I am in TEARS. Easily the funniest thing on the internet right now.
America, Fuck Yeah w/ @MalikPanama
(This is how I decided to celebrate Independence Day in Gchat.)
me: ARE YOU FREE THO
Sent at 10: 38 AM on Wednesday
me: ENJOY YOUR PERIOD
(This right here... is America is all about, folks. -_- )