June 2012
17 posts
Amen Corner: thankyoubasedsantorum: I don’t think... →
thankyoubasedsantorum: I don’t think friendzoning exists as a legitimate problem. I kind of think of “friendzoning” as a legitimate mechanism used by a woman to respect a dude’s feelings. I don’t think the dudes who bitch about being “friendzoned” realize that the woman in question still… Hard to tell someone who is friend zoned this… but the above is totally true.
Jun 25th
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“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone) #Treated Yeah, I’mma just sit here and…
Jun 21st
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“Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. It’s totally ironic and...”
– !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon) Second or 3rd reblog, will never get bored of it lol. (via thealphagirl) ^ (via reelaroundthefountain) Hehe, this is like my favorite response to the “I don’t try to be PC”...
Jun 20th
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Jun 19th
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ethereal-eyes: jeans that fit your hips, thighs, and waist This is every bit of truth to ever be a non-lie.
Jun 18th
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Supreme...
Alise:
well
you'll get over it
Belinda:
WHAT IF I WANNA GET UNDER IT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Alise:
*dresses up as a Super Supreme* STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE
HALT CITIZEN!
Belinda:
_____________________
you broke my heart, naturally
Alise:
I jsut wanted you to think it oh-over
Belinda:
HAHA
____________________________________________
#BaliseChatsBack
Jun 14th
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Never Parting w/ @Beenceedotcom
Bee: you and me us neva pahtttt
me: makidada swag
i should make makidada into an acronym for the youngins
like YOLO
Bee: -___-
me: i'm tryna expand our brand! lollll
Sent at 4: 30 PM on Wednesday
Bee: Maybe any Kangaroo is doing average daily arithmetic?
Sent at 4: 32 PM on Wednesday
Bee: Many Angels kindly issue daily advantages doubling achievements?
me: i am THROO
lmfaoooo
all of the tears
so many tupac tears
Bee: Make all kindles instantly date all duplicate articles?
Sent at 4: 34 PM on Wednesday
me: that last one is BRILLIANT
know why? because it incorporates modern technology
Bee: hahahahah
me: you be thinkin!
Sent at 4: 36 PM on Wednesday
Bee: mama's always kill interesting dialogue and don't ask.
me: __________________
the fact that this can be a real proverb tho
Bee: hahahaha
you started this
me: Matronly Asps Kill Insects Dominating All Distant Aunts
lawd
Bee: ..........
yeah. about that.
Jun 13th
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Jun 11th
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Doe
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