September 2011
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We Be Chattin'
naturallyalise:
Belinda (Cheekie):you are not a mustard seed of shit. me: with not-shitness the size of a mustard seed I can look at mountains and be like I won’t move it, it is where it should be Belinda: __________ (Editor’s Note: She flatlined, MAH NIGGA DEAD!) alise, begone from my life, internet or otherwise me: no. and that settles it, stuck with me. see ya Saturday, lol For more...
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A Sisterly Argument w/ @livelovelibra
me: -_________-
L Boogie: :)
me: :|
L Boogie: OH WHATEVER
me: FINE
L Boogie: ENIF
me: NEFI
L Boogie: FENI
me: why can't we be shit?
L Boogie: apparently its impossible
Fruit and Veggies w/ Mama Cheeks
Scenario 1: (after Mama Cheeks does something nice for me like drop me off somewhere since I'm carless)
Me: Thanks, Ma, you're a peach.
Mama Cheeks: No, I'm a plum.
Me -______________-
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Scenario 2: (after Mama Cheeks says something melancholy)
Me: Aw, it's ok, pumkin.
Mama Cheeks: Nah, I'd rather be a squash.
Me: -___________________________________-
Play On Words w/ @livelovelibra
*My Gchat status is: ALL OF THE WRITES*
L Boogie: TUHN UP THA WRITES IN HEAH BAY BAY
me: EXTRA WRITE I WANT YA'LL TO READ THIS
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the man in black fled across the desert: The... →
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hiimspencer:
This truly breaks my heart
I pledge to read the printed word
fuck you, evolving technology
I’d buy one for travelling around but I’m sure…
I wonder how the Milk man or the Ice man felt when the refrigerator was invented and started to proliferate...
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Naturally Fro-Lise: hipster apps... →
naturallyalise:
Belinda (Cheekie): you can meet me in a secret location i wont tell her like AT the party… be like… i’m in the southwest corner she’ll never know
me: lol i need a compass they sell em at the dollar store? cvs?
Belinda: i have a compass app. swag.
me: of…
I’m on my way to Costco to obtain some sense…
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Natural Hair Problem #63
naturalhairproblems:
Beauty magazines keep trying to tell you that you’re not pretty.
via brokeymcpoverty:
oh, word?
*eyeroll* Thank GAWD I know plenty of men who explicitly said they love the curls and/or don’t care either way. But ish like this is pretty damaging for young girls. Sigh.
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Mama Cheeks & The Moose
Me: Do you know the plural of "moose?"
Mama Cheeks: Um... moose.
Me: Yup! Ya know, I used to think it was "meese?"
Mama Cheeks: o_O That's ridiculous.
Me: No it ain't... it just sounds better!
Mama Cheeks: No. "Meese" doesn't even sound like a moose, it sounds like a mouse... mice.
Me: But, it's not! Like, saying, "42 moose"... don't even sound right.
Mama Cheeks: You can't just change around the spelling for the plural...
Me: Yes, you can! You do it with "mouse/mice."
Mama Cheeks: ... well, you can't because a moose is a larger animal, so...
Me: ... *busts out laughing*
Mama Cheeks: *also busts out laughing*
Having NO sense is in the genes, yo...
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Sisterly Chat w/ @livelovelibra
me: I just walked into the kitchen, looked in the fridge (for not a damn thang... you know the move) looked at my food that i' sposed to pack up, rolled my eyes, and sat back down
smh
Lauren: LMAO
i still havent gone into the kitchen
-_-
me: LOL
right i thought you got up right after you said... lemme blah blah blah
LIAR
LIES
Sent at 10: 29 PM on Tuesday
Lauren: STOP YELLING
me: liar. lies.
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Luvv Divine: Thin line between genius and... →
luvvdivine:
i think most artists/writers/geniuses are tragically flawed human beings. that creativity and gift comes w/ a slight price. i just think that the brain of those who are hella creative is wired differently. and just how they can produce these beautiful works of art, they also need a different type…
*nods enthusiastically*
