We Be Chattin'
naturallyalise: Belinda (Cheekie):you are not a mustard seed of shit. me: with not-shitness the size of a mustard seed I can look at mountains and be like I won’t move it, it is where it should be Belinda: __________ (Editor’s Note: She flatlined, MAH NIGGA DEAD!) alise, begone from my life, internet or otherwise me: no. and that settles it, stuck with me. see ya Saturday, lol For more...
A Sisterly Argument w/ @livelovelibra
L Boogie: :)
L Boogie: OH WHATEVER
L Boogie: ENIF
L Boogie: FENI
me: why can't we be shit?
L Boogie: apparently its impossible
Fruit and Veggies w/ Mama Cheeks
Scenario 1: (after Mama Cheeks does something nice for me like drop me off somewhere since I'm carless)
Me: Thanks, Ma, you're a peach.
Mama Cheeks: No, I'm a plum.
Scenario 2: (after Mama Cheeks says something melancholy)
Me: Aw, it's ok, pumkin.
Mama Cheeks: Nah, I'd rather be a squash.
Play On Words w/ @livelovelibra
*My Gchat status is: ALL OF THE WRITES*
L Boogie: TUHN UP THA WRITES IN HEAH BAY BAY
me: EXTRA WRITE I WANT YA'LL TO READ THIS
the man in black fled across the desert: The... →
rapeosexual: 8bitmonkey: ladyhistory: wildshieldmaiden: free-the-house-elves: beetle-eyes: missgreendayfan: hiimspencer: This truly breaks my heart I pledge to read the printed word fuck you, evolving technology I’d buy one for travelling around but I’m sure… I wonder how the Milk man or the Ice man felt when the refrigerator was invented and started to proliferate...
Naturally Fro-Lise: hipster apps... →
naturallyalise: Belinda (Cheekie): you can meet me in a secret location i wont tell her like AT the party… be like… i’m in the southwest corner she’ll never know me: lol i need a compass they sell em at the dollar store? cvs? Belinda: i have a compass app. swag. me: of… I’m on my way to Costco to obtain some sense…
Natural Hair Problem #63
naturalhairproblems: Beauty magazines keep trying to tell you that you’re not pretty. via brokeymcpoverty: oh, word? *eyeroll* Thank GAWD I know plenty of men who explicitly said they love the curls and/or don’t care either way. But ish like this is pretty damaging for young girls. Sigh.
Mama Cheeks & The Moose
Me: Do you know the plural of "moose?"
Mama Cheeks: Um... moose.
Me: Yup! Ya know, I used to think it was "meese?"
Mama Cheeks: o_O That's ridiculous.
Me: No it ain't... it just sounds better!
Mama Cheeks: No. "Meese" doesn't even sound like a moose, it sounds like a mouse... mice.
Me: But, it's not! Like, saying, "42 moose"... don't even sound right.
Mama Cheeks: You can't just change around the spelling for the plural...
Me: Yes, you can! You do it with "mouse/mice."
Mama Cheeks: ... well, you can't because a moose is a larger animal, so...
Me: ... *busts out laughing*
Mama Cheeks: *also busts out laughing*
Having NO sense is in the genes, yo...
Sisterly Chat w/ @livelovelibra
me: I just walked into the kitchen, looked in the fridge (for not a damn thang... you know the move) looked at my food that i' sposed to pack up, rolled my eyes, and sat back down
i still havent gone into the kitchen
right i thought you got up right after you said... lemme blah blah blah
Sent at 10: 29 PM on Tuesday
Lauren: STOP YELLING
me: liar. lies.
Luvv Divine: Thin line between genius and... →
luvvdivine: i think most artists/writers/geniuses are tragically flawed human beings. that creativity and gift comes w/ a slight price. i just think that the brain of those who are hella creative is wired differently. and just how they can produce these beautiful works of art, they also need a different type… *nods enthusiastically*