July 2011
33 posts
Excuse me
basseyworld:
animalsbeingdicks:
Missy read in Cosmo that if you want to get a man’s attention, you have to be assertive.
LMAO!
ROFL, I forgot how much I love this gif…
Candy Chat with @ethiopianboy
me: noun laters
say that out loud
and tell me that ain't correct
B: bwahahaha
me: exactly
B: i was always confused when people called it that
cause i knew how to read
me: !!!!!
You can tell it's summertime in Chicago when ... a... →
geekscoutcookies:
My city,my city…smh
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EXTREME chat with @ethiopianboy
B: so how's your mundane day going?
me: EXTREME!
B: extremely mundane
sounds awesome
me: oh it soooo is
i'mma make a tv show called "EXTREME BOREDOM!"
B: lol
EXTREME stapling!
EXTREME copying!
me: YESSS
it'll be on some obscure cable channel like 987A or something
B: lmao @ A
GQ's 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America →
eatcerealwithwater:
verbal-purification:
str8nochaser:
karbarkalediscope:
blackfashion:
Boston …it’s hard to be a fashion capital when half of your population is made up of undergraduate hoodie monsters, including those unfortunate coeds who don’t realize that leggings-as-pants were supposed to be paired with tops large enough to conceal their cameltoes…Read More
2. Los Angeles Los...
Would you settle for a metrosexual rainbow?
notesonascandal:
str8nochaser:
clientsfromhell:
Client: I want a design that uses a rainbow, but not one of those gay rainbows.
Me: Excuse me?
Client: I want you to put a rainbow on it, but like a Jesus rainbow.
Me: Can you… specify the difference?
Client: I WANT IT TO BE A RAINBOW BUT NOT GAY.
wat
I’m still laughing at this.
*dies laughing while riding over the reading rainbow*
PUT A COLOR IN MY ASK BOX
journeytogirly:
bluequaffle:
incrediblesunshine:
Purple: 10 facts about my room. Blue: 9 facts about my family. Green: 8 facts about my body. Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood. Orange: 6 facts about my home town. Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s). Pink: 4 facts about my parents. White: 3 facts about my personality. Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things. Black: 1 fact about the person...
Hmph...
My Dad: Yeah, my daughter is mean as hell
My new friend: I can see that
Me: *whispers* I know who ain't getting none any time soon.
My new friend: D'oh!
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*dies all types of eDeaths*
