basseyworld: animalsbeingdicks: Missy read in Cosmo that if you want to get a man’s attention, you have to be assertive. LMAO! ROFL, I forgot how much I love this gif…
Candy Chat with @ethiopianboy
me: noun laters
say that out loud
and tell me that ain't correct
B: i was always confused when people called it that
cause i knew how to read
You can tell it's summertime in Chicago when ... a... →
geekscoutcookies: My city,my city…smh -_____________________________-
EXTREME chat with @ethiopianboy
B: so how's your mundane day going?
B: extremely mundane
me: oh it soooo is
i'mma make a tv show called "EXTREME BOREDOM!"
it'll be on some obscure cable channel like 987A or something
B: lmao @ A
GQ's 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America →
eatcerealwithwater: verbal-purification: str8nochaser: karbarkalediscope: blackfashion: Boston …it’s hard to be a fashion capital when half of your population is made up of undergraduate hoodie monsters, including those unfortunate coeds who don’t realize that leggings-as-pants were supposed to be paired with tops large enough to conceal their cameltoes…Read More 2. Los Angeles Los...
Would you settle for a metrosexual rainbow?
notesonascandal: str8nochaser: clientsfromhell: Client: I want a design that uses a rainbow, but not one of those gay rainbows. Me: Excuse me? Client: I want you to put a rainbow on it, but like a Jesus rainbow. Me: Can you… specify the difference? Client: I WANT IT TO BE A RAINBOW BUT NOT GAY. wat I’m still laughing at this. *dies laughing while riding over the reading rainbow*
PUT A COLOR IN MY ASK BOX
journeytogirly: bluequaffle: incrediblesunshine: Purple: 10 facts about my room. Blue: 9 facts about my family. Green: 8 facts about my body. Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood. Orange: 6 facts about my home town. Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s). Pink: 4 facts about my parents. White: 3 facts about my personality. Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things. Black: 1 fact about the person...
My Dad: Yeah, my daughter is mean as hell
My new friend: I can see that
Me: *whispers* I know who ain't getting none any time soon.
My new friend: D'oh!
*dies all types of eDeaths*