eclecticalexandria: masturbation saved my life \(^_^)/
The Most Profound Conversation Ever In The History...
Hypothetical Hustle w/ @lifeofalibra
L Boogie: pinches lightly
Sent at 9: 35 AM on Thursday
L Boogie: im being nice
me: aw appreciate it
especially considering le emo skin
L Boogie: awwz
me: i'm sorry... l'emo skin.
L Boogie: LOL
L Boogie: that sounds like a perfume
OMG LET'S MAKE IT
along with our rap song
nigga we gone be rich
Sent at 9: 37 AM on Thursday
L Boogie: YAS
Sent at 9: 39 AM on Thursday
me: all we need next is a drank and we got the nigga success trifecta. music, perfume, custom drank.
L Boogie: OOOOOH
for those tough times in life
watch it be purple
L Boogie: and we get kirko bangz
ah got this purpo drank in mah cup
me: nigga then we can get a club with a VIP room called marvin's room. pop bottles of l'emo drank
L Boogie: YES!
America is no longer in a relationship with Great...
happyfeminist: trololololointhedungeon: if you like it then you shouldn’t put a king on it. Omg I am in TEARS. Easily the funniest thing on the internet right now.
America, Fuck Yeah w/ @MalikPanama
(This is how I decided to celebrate Independence Day in Gchat.)
me: ARE YOU FREE THO
Sent at 10: 38 AM on Wednesday
me: ENJOY YOUR PERIOD
(This right here... is America is all about, folks. -_- )
Amen Corner: thankyoubasedsantorum: I don’t think... →
thankyoubasedsantorum: I don’t think friendzoning exists as a legitimate problem. I kind of think of “friendzoning” as a legitimate mechanism used by a woman to respect a dude’s feelings. I don’t think the dudes who bitch about being “friendzoned” realize that the woman in question still… Hard to tell someone who is friend zoned this… but the above is totally true.
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone) #Treated Yeah, I’mma just sit here and…
Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. It’s totally ironic and...– !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon) Second or 3rd reblog, will never get bored of it lol. (via thealphagirl) ^ (via reelaroundthefountain) Hehe, this is like my favorite response to the “I don’t try to be PC”...
ethereal-eyes: jeans that fit your hips, thighs, and waist This is every bit of truth to ever be a non-lie.
you'll get over it
WHAT IF I WANNA GET UNDER IT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
*dresses up as a Super Supreme* STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE
you broke my heart, naturally
I jsut wanted you to think it oh-over
Never Parting w/ @Beenceedotcom
Bee: you and me us neva pahtttt
me: makidada swag
i should make makidada into an acronym for the youngins
me: i'm tryna expand our brand! lollll
Sent at 4: 30 PM on Wednesday
Bee: Maybe any Kangaroo is doing average daily arithmetic?
Sent at 4: 32 PM on Wednesday
Bee: Many Angels kindly issue daily advantages doubling achievements?
me: i am THROO
all of the tears
so many tupac tears
Bee: Make all kindles instantly date all duplicate articles?
Sent at 4: 34 PM on Wednesday
me: that last one is BRILLIANT
know why? because it incorporates modern technology
me: you be thinkin!
Sent at 4: 36 PM on Wednesday
Bee: mama's always kill interesting dialogue and don't ask.
the fact that this can be a real proverb tho
you started this
me: Matronly Asps Kill Insects Dominating All Distant Aunts
yeah. about that.
naturallyalise: notesonascandal: searchingforknowledge: dumbthingswhitepplsay: neeshy: dumbthingswhitepplsay: this post is entirely dedicated to doe We should all doe with you DOE IN SOLIDARITY DOE doe solidarity! doe in solidarity. doe doe doe doe doe. Also doe. In addition doe. And in conclusion… doe. PS: doe. Doe ray mi fah so la tee DOE. I fucks with Bambi doe. (see...
you know that hershey's candy, krackel? they shoudl call it krackel ass krackel
that is genius
and a band should be in the commercial and yell RACIAL CHOCOLATE at the end
and drop the mic
i wish i had thousands of dollars right now. i'd invest in this. just this.
and idris elba cloning
i am wit dat
PLEASE start a charity so that we can be blessed with some behavior.
Neighbors To Le North w/ @lifeofalibra
me: so... "happy easter" is worldwide trending because...?
L Boogie: o_____e
Sent at 4: 25 PM on Monday
L Boogie: um
me: i mean the reason why it's still there is mostly because airbody is asking WHY it's there. but the point is... it was trending at one point in a legit manner lol
L Boogie: i
am not sure
end of May.
i'm seriously sitting here like.. is there another easterly culture going on? but i'm like nawl... it's celebrated on THEE same day everywhere lol it ain't like... thanksgiving where americans canadians and martians have their own
Sent at 4: 27 PM on Monday
L Boogie: i thought canadians and martians were the same
Sent at 4: 29 PM on Monday
wait... in canadian it would be Shaude.
Sent at 4: 31 PM on Monday
L Boogie: SHADEU
me: drippin shadeu
Lauren: ah may be yonge but ahm readyyyyy
i am in this joint crying
Writerly Bonding w/ @BeeNCeedotcom
Bee: Oh fellow writer i ADORE you!!!!!
you get me
me: daps and hugs
me: me and you must never what??? PART
and we're done here
i'm mad i made that song into a rap battle cry. WHEN I SAY MEANDYOUMUSTNEVER YOU SAY PART
Bee: I’m gonna go prepare for my funeral because i just died.
Sent at 12: 18 PM on Thursday
Dwell. Breathe. Write: brightest moment of all... →
thistr3reads: i got onto the train this morning half alive after only getting 2 hours of fitful sleep and after i sat down and settled in, i looked up and saw a young woman seated on the other side of the train reading my novel… i was able to discreetly watch her and the joy that washed over me as her facial… From one writer to another. I’m beaming like hell for you. Know this,...
Hood Lunchable Pitch w/ @livelovelibra
L Boogie: where you been?
im lost without yooooooou
cant help myseeeeelf
me: LOL mah bad i had stepted away and then i seent yo away message so thought you went out for lunchems
L Boogie: stepted, seent, lunchems
gotta use em
11: 47 AM let's make a hood version of lunchables called lunchems
L Boogie: yeah i walked to the ways of sub
me: with fried bologna
L Boogie: YES
and kool aid
the dessert will be watermelon
L Boogie: LOL or oatmeal creme pies
L Boogie: and sunflower seeds as the crunchy item
me: yes lawd!!
11: 49 AM it wasn't nann oatmeal in them joints i bet but they were sooo good lmao
Evolution Of A Queen: lionessnicki: : Signs that... →
thistr3reads: llionessnicki: : Signs that you ain’t real monochromaticblack: Signs that you ain’t real If you take more than 5 minutes to respond to a text message, you ain’t real If you only leave two sheets of toilet paper on the roll when you done, you ain’t real If you drink out the juice/milk carton and then put it back in the fridge, you ain’t real If you ain’t never undressed to...