May 2012
16 posts
Neighbors To Le North w/ @lifeofalibra
me: so... "happy easter" is worldwide trending because...?
L Boogie: o_____e
Sent at 4: 25 PM on Monday
L Boogie: um
er
me: i mean the reason why it's still there is mostly because airbody is asking WHY it's there. but the point is... it was trending at one point in a legit manner lol
i'm confizzled
L Boogie: i
am not sure
it's May.
end of May.
me: right!!
i'm seriously sitting here like.. is there another easterly culture going on? but i'm like nawl... it's celebrated on THEE same day everywhere lol it ain't like... thanksgiving where americans canadians and martians have their own
Sent at 4: 27 PM on Monday
L Boogie: i thought canadians and martians were the same
whoops
Sent at 4: 29 PM on Monday
me: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
wait... in canadian it would be Shaude.
or shadue
perhaps shadeu
Sent at 4: 31 PM on Monday
L Boogie: SHADEU
LMAOOOOOOOOO
hollers
me: drippin shadeu
Lauren: ah may be yonge but ahm readyyyyy
i am in this joint crying
Writerly Bonding w/ @BeeNCeedotcom
Bee: Oh fellow writer i ADORE you!!!!!
you get me
me: daps and hugs
Bee: makeeeedaddddada
me: me and you must never what??? PART
hahahaha
Bee: ....
and we're done here
me: hahahaha
i'm mad i made that song into a rap battle cry. WHEN I SAY MEANDYOUMUSTNEVER YOU SAY PART
Bee: I’m gonna go prepare for my funeral because i just died.
Sent at 12: 18 PM on Thursday
me: hahahahaha
DIY funeral
Brandelyn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dwell. Breathe. Write: brightest moment of all... →
thistr3reads:
i got onto the train this morning half alive after only getting 2 hours of fitful sleep and after i sat down and settled in, i looked up and saw a young woman seated on the other side of the train reading my novel…
i was able to discreetly watch her and the joy that washed over me as her facial…
From one writer to another. I’m beaming like hell for you. Know this,...
Hood Lunchable Pitch w/ @livelovelibra
L Boogie: where you been?
cries
im lost without yooooooou
cant help myseeeeelf
me: LOL mah bad i had stepted away and then i seent yo away message so thought you went out for lunchems
L Boogie: stepted, seent, lunchems
gotta use em
me: heeeee
11: 47 AM let's make a hood version of lunchables called lunchems
L Boogie: yeah i walked to the ways of sub
me: with fried bologna
L Boogie: YES
and kool aid
me: YES
cash monayyyy
the dessert will be watermelon
L Boogie: LOL or oatmeal creme pies
me: !!!!!
yesss
L Boogie: and sunflower seeds as the crunchy item
me: yes lawd!!
11: 49 AM it wasn't nann oatmeal in them joints i bet but they were sooo good lmao
Evolution Of A Queen: lionessnicki: : Signs that... →
thistr3reads:
llionessnicki:
: Signs that you ain’t real
monochromaticblack:
Signs that you ain’t real
If you take more than 5 minutes to respond to a text message, you ain’t real
If you only leave two sheets of toilet paper on the roll when you done, you ain’t real
If you drink out the juice/milk carton and then put it back in the fridge, you ain’t real
If you ain’t never undressed to...
April 2012
26 posts
Getting a funny gchat during class:
Substitute “class” with “work” and you have my life. Everyday, B. Every gott damn day.
Natural Hair Problems: how about a giveaway, hm? →
naturalhairproblems:
it’s been awhile!
over the past couple of weeks, ive chipped down my inbox from over 400 to 130 messages! to celebrate (and thank you all for your patience!), i’m giving away a bottle of Darcy’s Botanicals’ Organic Coconut & Hibiscus Natural Hair Conditioning Oil.
to win, head to THIS post…
Yo, Curlies! Giveaway time from @brokeymcpoverty of Natural Hair...
laugh. in lieu of crying. (w/ @beencdotcom)
Bee: http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2012/0417/Trayvon-Martin-case-George-Zimmerman-in-bandages-say-neighbors (editor's note: THIS fuckshit. smh)
i call bs
me: -_________-
omg here we go with more false shit. false AFTER THE FACT shit
Bee: fdajfjdasklfjiadfjsdjfsdkljf
EXACTLY!
so if i put on a bandaid right now
that means my nose was broken
me: they seriously reek of "hmmm lemme think of this bald faced naomi campbell edges lie"
RIGHT
#zimmermanpeopleslogic
Bee: good bye
we are done here
Sent at 2: 08 PM on Tuesday
me: hahahaha
Bee: i cannot stand you
not even a little bit
like
none atall
me: can you sit me tho?
Bee: logs off of chat, the internet, the computer and life
finding beauty: In defense of Black women dating... →
vagabondaesthetics:
TW: Rape/Abuse
I was originally going to try to dissect something entirely different, but during my rant to myself I came to a new realization for me. I’ll bench my expectations of Black male masculinity post for this, but they are tangentially related.
Amidst a lot of whining and discussion…
Interesting, interesting, interesting. Makes ya go hmmmm.
“Naw, im good.”
– African American Proverb (via weformlikevoltron)
LMAO
(via blackisyou)
*dead*
(via stillnatural)
YOP!
you go girl
The way I just greeted @livelovelibra, tho...
L Boogie: pinches
Sent at 9: 26 AM on Thursday
me: wuzzup wazzup WAAZZZZAPPPP.
MARRRRRR-INNNN
AHM THE MAN. OW.
BUDDD DUHH DUHHH DUHH DUH DOW DOWWWW
OWWWW
-_-
March 2012
28 posts
The Joy Assassin: 15 Frequently Confused Pairs of... →
amandaonwriting:
1. Amused/bemused: To be amused is to be entertained; to be bemused is to be confused. 2. Appraise/apprise: To appraise is to evaluate; to apprise is to inform. 3. Ascribe/subscribe: To ascribe is to attach an idea to a source; to subscribe is to hold belief in an idea.
#wordlust