August 2012
8 posts
eclecticalexandria:
masturbation saved my life
\(^_^)/
The Most Profound Conversation Ever In The History...
me: -_-
Alise: -___-
me: -________-
Alise: ._.
Fin.
July 2012
11 posts
Hypothetical Hustle w/ @lifeofalibra
L Boogie: pinches lightly
Sent at 9: 35 AM on Thursday
L Boogie: im being nice
me: aw appreciate it
especially considering le emo skin
L Boogie: awwz
me: i'm sorry... l'emo skin.
L Boogie: LOL
me: LOL
L Boogie: that sounds like a perfume
me: hahahaha
hypoallergenic perfume!
OMG LET'S MAKE IT
along with our rap song
nigga we gone be rich
Sent at 9: 37 AM on Thursday
L Boogie: YAS
Sent at 9: 39 AM on Thursday
me: all we need next is a drank and we got the nigga success trifecta. music, perfume, custom drank.
L Boogie: OOOOOH
ummm
l'emo drank
for those tough times in life
me: LMFAO
watch it be purple
purple drank
L Boogie: and we get kirko bangz
ah got this purpo drank in mah cup
me: nigga then we can get a club with a VIP room called marvin's room. pop bottles of l'emo drank
yes lawd!
L Boogie: YES!
America is no longer in a relationship with Great...
happyfeminist:
trololololointhedungeon:
if you like it then you shouldn’t put a king on it.
Omg
I am in TEARS. Easily the funniest thing on the internet right now.
America, Fuck Yeah w/ @MalikPanama
(This is how I decided to celebrate Independence Day in Gchat.)
me: ARE YOU FREE THO
Malik: ALWAYS
Sent at 10: 38 AM on Wednesday
me: ENJOY YOUR PERIOD
(This right here... is America is all about, folks. -_- )
June 2012
17 posts
Amen Corner: thankyoubasedsantorum: I don’t think... →
thankyoubasedsantorum:
I don’t think friendzoning exists as a legitimate problem. I kind of think of “friendzoning” as a legitimate mechanism used by a woman to respect a dude’s feelings.
I don’t think the dudes who bitch about being “friendzoned” realize that the woman in question still…
Hard to tell someone who is friend zoned this… but the above is totally true.
“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
#Treated Yeah, I’mma just sit here and…
“Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. It’s totally ironic and...”
– !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via octagon-surgeon)
Second or 3rd reblog, will never get bored of it lol.
(via thealphagirl)
^
(via reelaroundthefountain)
Hehe, this is like my favorite response to the “I don’t try to be PC”...
ethereal-eyes:
jeans that fit your hips, thighs, and waist
This is every bit of truth to ever be a non-lie.
Supreme...
Alise:
well
you'll get over it
Belinda:
WHAT IF I WANNA GET UNDER IT
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
Alise:
*dresses up as a Super Supreme* STOP IN THE NAME OF LOVE
HALT CITIZEN!
Belinda:
_____________________
you broke my heart, naturally
Alise:
I jsut wanted you to think it oh-over
Belinda:
HAHA
____________________________________________
#BaliseChatsBack
Never Parting w/ @Beenceedotcom
Bee: you and me us neva pahtttt
me: makidada swag
i should make makidada into an acronym for the youngins
like YOLO
Bee: -___-
me: i'm tryna expand our brand! lollll
Sent at 4: 30 PM on Wednesday
Bee: Maybe any Kangaroo is doing average daily arithmetic?
Sent at 4: 32 PM on Wednesday
Bee: Many Angels kindly issue daily advantages doubling achievements?
me: i am THROO
lmfaoooo
all of the tears
so many tupac tears
Bee: Make all kindles instantly date all duplicate articles?
Sent at 4: 34 PM on Wednesday
me: that last one is BRILLIANT
know why? because it incorporates modern technology
Bee: hahahahah
me: you be thinkin!
Sent at 4: 36 PM on Wednesday
Bee: mama's always kill interesting dialogue and don't ask.
me: __________________
the fact that this can be a real proverb tho
Bee: hahahaha
you started this
me: Matronly Asps Kill Insects Dominating All Distant Aunts
lawd
Bee: ..........
yeah. about that.
Doe
naturallyalise:
notesonascandal:
searchingforknowledge:
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
neeshy:
dumbthingswhitepplsay:
this post is entirely dedicated to doe
We should all doe with you
DOE IN SOLIDARITY DOE
doe solidarity!
doe in solidarity. doe doe doe doe doe. Also doe. In addition doe. And in conclusion… doe.
PS: doe.
Doe ray mi fah so la tee DOE.
I fucks with Bambi doe. (see...
May 2012
18 posts
racial chocolate...
Belinda:
you know that hershey's candy, krackel? they shoudl call it krackel ass krackel
Alise:
Belinda.
that is genius
and a band should be in the commercial and yell RACIAL CHOCOLATE at the end
and drop the mic
Belinda:
!!!!!
girl yes.
i wish i had thousands of dollars right now. i'd invest in this. just this.
and idris elba cloning
research
Alise:
i am wit dat
__________________________________
PLEASE start a charity so that we can be blessed with some behavior.
Neighbors To Le North w/ @lifeofalibra
me: so... "happy easter" is worldwide trending because...?
L Boogie: o_____e
Sent at 4: 25 PM on Monday
L Boogie: um
er
me: i mean the reason why it's still there is mostly because airbody is asking WHY it's there. but the point is... it was trending at one point in a legit manner lol
i'm confizzled
L Boogie: i
am not sure
it's May.
end of May.
me: right!!
i'm seriously sitting here like.. is there another easterly culture going on? but i'm like nawl... it's celebrated on THEE same day everywhere lol it ain't like... thanksgiving where americans canadians and martians have their own
Sent at 4: 27 PM on Monday
L Boogie: i thought canadians and martians were the same
whoops
Sent at 4: 29 PM on Monday
me: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAADE
wait... in canadian it would be Shaude.
or shadue
perhaps shadeu
Sent at 4: 31 PM on Monday
L Boogie: SHADEU
LMAOOOOOOOOO
hollers
me: drippin shadeu
Lauren: ah may be yonge but ahm readyyyyy
i am in this joint crying
Writerly Bonding w/ @BeeNCeedotcom
Bee: Oh fellow writer i ADORE you!!!!!
you get me
me: daps and hugs
Bee: makeeeedaddddada
me: me and you must never what??? PART
hahahaha
Bee: ....
and we're done here
me: hahahaha
i'm mad i made that song into a rap battle cry. WHEN I SAY MEANDYOUMUSTNEVER YOU SAY PART
Bee: I’m gonna go prepare for my funeral because i just died.
Sent at 12: 18 PM on Thursday
me: hahahahaha
DIY funeral
Brandelyn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dwell. Breathe. Write: brightest moment of all... →
thistr3reads:
i got onto the train this morning half alive after only getting 2 hours of fitful sleep and after i sat down and settled in, i looked up and saw a young woman seated on the other side of the train reading my novel…
i was able to discreetly watch her and the joy that washed over me as her facial…
From one writer to another. I’m beaming like hell for you. Know this,...
Hood Lunchable Pitch w/ @livelovelibra
L Boogie: where you been?
cries
im lost without yooooooou
cant help myseeeeelf
me: LOL mah bad i had stepted away and then i seent yo away message so thought you went out for lunchems
L Boogie: stepted, seent, lunchems
gotta use em
me: heeeee
11: 47 AM let's make a hood version of lunchables called lunchems
L Boogie: yeah i walked to the ways of sub
me: with fried bologna
L Boogie: YES
and kool aid
me: YES
cash monayyyy
the dessert will be watermelon
L Boogie: LOL or oatmeal creme pies
me: !!!!!
yesss
L Boogie: and sunflower seeds as the crunchy item
me: yes lawd!!
11: 49 AM it wasn't nann oatmeal in them joints i bet but they were sooo good lmao
Evolution Of A Queen: lionessnicki: : Signs that... →
thistr3reads:
llionessnicki:
: Signs that you ain’t real
monochromaticblack:
Signs that you ain’t real
If you take more than 5 minutes to respond to a text message, you ain’t real
If you only leave two sheets of toilet paper on the roll when you done, you ain’t real
If you drink out the juice/milk carton and then put it back in the fridge, you ain’t real
If you ain’t never undressed to...
